.... Greetings from Hell

Yo, call me Biorat.

I am 18 years old, Girl, Bi, Cis, Assassin in training, Targaryen, Slytherin, from germany who happens to study Film Arts.

I'm a screenwriter, artist, gamer, dreamer, someday maybe worldchanger.

I speak fluent Sarcasm because this is my only humor, also I'm highly allergic to stupidity.
Souls

Andrew Scott at the UK premiere of Pride

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darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

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foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

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applecherry108:

A character can still be a great character without being a good person.

In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.

Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.

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nerdgasm55:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

physicianwhy:

feistyfrank:

A TRUE FEMALE ICON

and we’re not going to talk ABOUT HOW THIS IS BUFFY

I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO BE TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT IS SOMETHING BUFFY WOULD DO

i feel like daphne was just a red haired season 1 buffy

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kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

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bowknightinigo:

cosmo sex tips:

use this pickup line to really get her in the mood

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iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

(via sherlock-holmeless)

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

(via birolesmantic)

beoulveramza:

When your best friend is online

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no offense but i want to set you on fire

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