The Villain Of This Story

Yo, call me Biorat/Jana/Josh

I am a 18 years old, Assassin in training, Targaryen, Slytherin, villain with tragic backstory from germany who happens to study Film Arts.

I'm a screenwriter, artist, gamer, dreamer, someday I may take over the world one day but I'm too busy procrastinating.

At the moment I'm biromantic asexual. I'm not sure yet.

I suffer from depression, sozial anxiety and voices in my head (I may have AvPD) so I apology when you see something mean on my blog -- I had a bad day.

You don't need to tag anything for me but please tell me if I should

~~Careful this blog contains swearing~~
Souls

~~I need to go to work soon~~

I just found the pen for my graphic tablet and of course I bought it (my old one broke months ago since then I couldn’t really use my tablet). The best invested 40 bucks since months.

That means on monday I can draw again ~~

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: EGYPT

Perhaps the most ancient school still in operation, the Egyptian School for Young Sorcerers is a grand palace disguised to muggle eyes as an insurmountable sand dune that no one has ever had the audacity to climb. In the heart of the palace is a spacious courtyard with a kaleidoscope of blossoming flowers, meandering cats oblivious to their surroundings, and pools of glimmering aquamarine filled with a continual supply of water drawn through underground tunnels from the Nile for leisure use on days when the heat is unbearable. The school boasts a vast chamber of books and scrolls (a number of which were salvaged from the library of Alexandria), some dating as far back as the age of Hatshepsut. Students can often be found draped lazily over chairs and large cushions reading for hours on end. According to rumoured legend, there is a concealed room with hieroglyphics holding spells to prolonging life and communing with the gods, although its discovery remains nigh impossible as (unbeknownst to students) its location changes every day, and those who have had the luck of stumbling upon it by accident often find themselves with a sudden academic dilemma in great need of immediate resolution (although they never seem to remember what it was that sent them stumbling through their professor’s doors). 

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glamourweaver:

I like Jim C Hines.

glamourweaver:

I like Jim C Hines.

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markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.

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marcosbudt:

punnier:

how do french cats talk to eachother?

they chat

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roseyanon:

sharkthemepark:

TINY KITTY

oHNO WHY IS IT SO TINY OHYGOSH

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cubebreaker:

Former Marine turned photographer Joel Parés’ series Judging America used real people dressed as stereotypes to remind us to not judge a person based on their tattoos, clothing, ethnicity, profession, or sexual orientation, but on their merits.

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avatarjason:

Avatar? You mean with the blue peop-

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paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

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alegbra:

our savior

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bb-skunk:

creativity like “yo”,

attention span like “no”.

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